I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.