My Definition Of The Ideal Man Is

The Only Time Travelers Are Really Gay Is When They Are Traveling For No Good Reason At All.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, And Lessens The Frictions Of Social Contacts.

No Matter How Their Leaders May Have Tried To Skimp On Money, No One, Not Even The Politicians, Who Talked Themselves Red, White, And Blue In The Face, Skimped On Effort.

If A Woman's Got Any Instincts, She Feels When Her Husband's Off The Reservation.