My Acting Technique Is To Look Up

No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even If You're Brad Pitt, The Slide Is Coming, Sure As Death And Taxes.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

Sure, I Want To Be The Best Actor In The World. But My Life Is My Family, My Son, My Friends. I Don't Know How Anyone Can Find Fault With That.

Saving A Letter From An Old Friend Doesn't Exist Anymore. Everything Is Texted Or Emailed.

You're The Only One Who's Closing Your Eyes At Night. There's No One Else Who Can Do It For You.