Saving A Letter From An Old Friend

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

I've Been Lucky. The Critics Never Went Out Of Their Way To Single Me Out For Doing Bad Work.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

There's Nothing More Boring Than Actors Talking About Acting.

No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even If You're Brad Pitt, The Slide Is Coming, Sure As Death And Taxes.