Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar

I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards And It Wouldn't Mean Beans

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!

Who Am I That I Have To Sing Under An Umbrella? These People Are My Fans, And If They Can Stand In The Rain To Hear Me Sing, I Can Stand In The Rain.

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.