I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.

I'm More Married To Sandy Now Than When We Were Married With The Legal Document. We're Still Married As Parents.

My Philosophy Is To Take One Day At A Time. I Don't Worry About The Future. Tomorrow Is Even Out Of Sight For Me.