Motherhood . . . Is An Act

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

It's Always Something

Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are Making People Laugh.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.