More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.