Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes

Childhood: The Period Of Human Life Intermediate Between The Idiocy Of Infancy And The Folly Of Youth - Two Removes From The Sin Of Manhood And Three From The Remorse Of Age.

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

Physician, N. One Upon Whom We Set Our Hopes When Ill And Our Dogs When Well.

Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.

Exile, N. One Who Serves His Country By Residing Abroad, Yet Is Not An Ambassador.