Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog,

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.