Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog,

Common Sense Is Instinct, And Enough Of It Is Genius.

A Slander Is Like A Hornet; If You Cannot Kill It Dead At The First Blow, Better Not To Strike At It.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

It Is The Little Bits Of Things That Fret And Worry Us; We Can Dodge A Elephant, But We Can't Dodge A Fly.

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.