Michelle Obama - They Don't Call Her

I Used To Think Cape Wind Was A Great Idea. That Was When Ted Kennedy Was Alive And Railing About How He Might Spill His Chivas If He Had To Keep Maneuvering The Mya Around All Those Noisy Seagull-murdering Wind Turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy Was Against, I Was For.

As Much As The Democrats Try To Change The Subject, This Election Will Be About Barack Obama, Period. Mitt's Speech Last Night Hit All The Right Notes, But This Fight Is Not About Him. He's Just The Vessel. Now The Question Is, Does This Guy At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Who Thinks The Private Sector Is Doing Fine Get Another Four Years?

Scott Brown May Be The Last Republican To Win A Statewide Fight In Massachusetts For A Very Long Time. He Caught The Machine Flat-footed In January 2010 When He Out-hustled Martha Coakley And Stole The Senate Seat Ted Kennedy Held All Those Years. And Since Then, The Democrats Haven't Lost A Single Statewide Fight.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

Nobody Has Ever Denied That When It Comes To His Trade - Gigolo - John Forbes Kerry Is One Of The All-time Greats. He's In The Gigolo Hall Of Fame. See, A Really Good Gigolo Might Snag One Heiress In A Lifetime With A Nine-figure Trust Fund. Kerry Has Married Two. When It Comes To Gigolos, He's Steve Jobs.