Men Who Do Things Without Being Told

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.