Me And My Dad Used To Play

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.