Maturity Isn't A Product Of Growing Older.

If You Have A Good Name, If You Are Right More Often Than You Are Wrong, If Your Children Respect You, If Your Grandchildren Are Glad To See You, If Your Friends Can Count On You And You Can Count On Them In Time Of Trouble, If You Can Face Your God And Say "i Have Done My Best," Then You Are A Success.

If At First You Do Succeed, Try Something Harder.

Some Men Have No Idea How To Romance A Woman. However, Women Who Teach Their Husbands What They Like Will Be Well-rewarded.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire . . .