Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

Pity The Poor Millionaire. He'll Never Know The Thrill Of Paying That Final Installment.

Opportunities Are Usually Disguised As Hard Work, So Most People Don't Recognize Them.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.