Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.