Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down

It Is A Great Rush To Come Up With A Joke That Gets A Good Response From The Audience. It's Gold!

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down - That And Neutering.

The Hardest Thing About Moving To California From Connecticut Was Just Missing My Family. If I Went Back, It Would Be Just Because I Was Homesick.