Many People Find The Universe Confusing -

I Have Experimental Evidence That Time Travel Is Not Possible.

We Believe Human Begins Have Existed For Only A Small Fraction Of Cosmic History, Because Human Race Has Been Improving So Rapidly In Knowledge And Technology That If People Had Been Around For Millions Of Years, The Human Race Would Be Much Further Along In It's Mastery.

Go The Extra Mile. It Makes Your Boss Look Like An Incompetent Slacker.

Save Water. Shower With Your Girlfriend.

Children In Backseats Cause Accidents. Accidents In Backseats Cause Children.