Save Water. Shower With Your Girlfriend.

The Downside Of My Celebrity Is That I Cannot Go Anywhere In The World Without Being Recognized. It Is Not Enough For Me To Wear Dark Sunglasses And A Wig. The Wheelchair Gives Me Away.

So Great A Contribution To Physics Was Two New Sciences That Scholars Have Long Maintained That The Book Anticipated Isaac Newton's Laws Of Motion.

However Difficult Life May Seem, There Is Always Something You Can Do And Succeed At.

In A Brief History Of Time I Used The Word "god" Like Einstein Did As A Shorthand For The Laws Of Physics. However, This Is Not What Most People Mean By God, So I Have Decided Not To Use The Term. The Laws Of Physics Can Explain The Universe Without The Need For A God.

When I Get To Heaven I'm Gonna Find The Guy In Charge Of The Weather And Kick His Rear.