Many A Person Has Been Saved From

Going To Vanderbilt Did A Lot Of Things For Me, And One Of The Things It Cured Me Of Was The Need To Follow College Football.

An Author Is A Person Who Can Never Take Innocent Pleasure In Visiting A Bookstore Again.

Vincent Van Gogh's Mother Painted All Of His Best Things. The Famous Mailed Decapitated Ear Was A Figment Of The Public Relations Firm Engaged By Van Gogh's Dealer.

I Studied French In High School And German In College And I Once Took A 24-hour Italian Crash Course. English Has By Far The Most Words In It Of Any Other Language. Our Money Might Not Be Worth Anything Anymore, But The Language Is.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'