Going To Vanderbilt Did A Lot Of

I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want To Twitter, And I Don't See Any Point In Twittering. The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Tell People What I'm Doing At The Moment Because I'm Probably Not Doing What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

That's American English For You: More Roots Than A Mangrove Swamp.

The Local Groceries Are All Out Of Broccoli, Loccoli.

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.