Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.