Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.