I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.