Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.