Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

It Ain't What A Man Don't Know That Makes Him A Fool, But What He Does Know That Ain't So.