Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.