Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And

As A Youth, I Sought Out Decadence; As An Elder, I Try To Avoid Decay.

The Writer Is Always Courted By Invitations From The All-too- Familiar.

In New Situations, I Look Carefully At Appearances. In Familiar Ones, I Glance.

Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.

People Often Are Unsure Whether Or Not They Are In Love, But They Generally Know Whether Or Not They Are Having Sex.