Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Your Vanity And My Vanity Will Never Be Friends.

New York Loves Itself In An Unkind And Fanatical Way.

Matter-of-fact Descriptions Make The Improbable Seem Real.

The Perfect Pleasure: Money Is Neither Fattening Nor Immoral Nor Illegal.