Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

Half Of The Troubles Of This Life Can Be Traced To Saying Yes Too Quickly And Not Saying No Soon Enough.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.