Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman