Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.