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The Note Wasn't Signed, But I Could Tell It Was From Morelli By The Way My Nipples Got Hard.

I Got Out Of The Tub And Had To Squelch A Scream When I Saw My Reflection In The Vanity Mirror. My Hair Looked Like It Had Taken 2000 Volts And Been Spray Starched

I Stuck My Tongue Out At Him Because I Was Feeling Exceptionall Mature.

I Think That Some Books Are More Successful Than Others To Certain Readers. People Who Read My Books For The Humor, They're Going To Love One Book. People Who Read My Books For The Mystery, They Might Not Like That Book Quite As Much.

I Don't Need Handcuffs To Enslave A Woman.