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Audiences Have Proved Time And Again That They Don't Want A Steady Diet Of Any Entertainer Airing His Social Views - Especially If He's A Comedian.

Find Me Any Performer Anywhere Who Isn't Egocentric. You'd Better Believe You're Good, Or You've Got No Business Being Out There.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.

As You All Know By Now, This Is The 51st Annual Academy Awards. Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.