Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

One Of The Wonderful Things About Going To A Small College Is You Can Get Into Everything.

A Finished Product Is One That Has Already Seen Its Better Days.

Diplomacy - The Art Of Jumping Into Trouble Without Making A Splash.