Just Being A Negro Doesn't Qualify You

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

My Wife And I Went To Jail In Selma. The Difference When I Was Back There Recently? White Folks? No. Black Folks Who Were Not Scared. I Was Behind The President This Time. When I Was A Little Boy And Ran Around With Trifling Dudes, I Was The Only One Scared Of Dogs. And I Was Bitten 14 Times! Dogs Smell Scared. And That's The Same Thing With People: 50 Years Ago They Smelled Fear. There Was No Fear This Time.

Truth Is The Baby Of The World. It Never Gets Old.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

You Know, I Always Say White Is Not A Colour, White Is An Attitude, And If You Haven't Got Trillions Of Dollars In The Bank That You Don't Need, You Can't Be White.