I Am One Of The Funniest People

When I Go Through The Airport And See White Women Walking Through The Airport Barefooted, Like Athlete's Feet Don't Exist, There's Something Wrong.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing, Let's Have More Of It.

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

America Will Tolerate The Taking Of A Human Life Without Giving It A Second Thought. But Don't Misuse A Household Pet.