Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

He Drove Me Home In The Van, Complaining, 'women Only Like Me For My Mind'.

I Am The Son And The Heir Of A Shyness That Is Criminally Vulgar.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.