I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.