I've Never Done A Comedy Club In

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.

I Worry About Ridiculous Things, You Know, How Does A Guy Who Drives A Snowplough Get To Work In The Morning. ... That Can Keep Me Awake For Days.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.