I've Never Been One Of Those Who

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

There Are Times When I've Had Ideas Walking Down The Street That I Thought Were Great, And The Minute I Got Onstage, I Would Think Of Them And Go, 'wow, That Would Never Work,' Even Before I Did It In Front Of The Audience.

Back When Jerry Seinfeld Was Just Another Comedian Hanging Around The Clubs, I'd Imitate Him To Amuse Myself And The Other Comics. The Club Owners Would Say, 'what Are You Doing That For? Nobody Knows Him.'

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

I Remember Being At The Premiere Of 'beverly Hills Cop Ii' And The Tremendous Reaction From The Crowd Outside, Then Going To A Party At A Hotel Afterwards Where The Speakers Were Blasting 'shakedown,' A Song From The Movie. That Felt Like A Show Biz Moment To Me.