I've Never Been Nostalgic, Personally Or Politically

I Won't Be Going To Any New Year's Eve Parties Because I Think They're Naff. No One Over The Age Of 15 Should Bother Going To Parties.

The Latest Twist On The Pampering Concept Is Spa Parties, Where A Group Of Friends Take Over An Entire Spa.

The Terrorist Attacks Were A Tragedy For The People Who Died Or Were Injured, And For Their Families And Friends. For The Rest Of Us, They Were A Wake-up Call As To What Type Of Lunatics We Are Dealing With. And Sleepwalking Our Way Back Into Ill-sorted, Dewy-eyed People Personal Politics Is The Last Thing We Need To Set Us Up For The Fight Ahead. Come On You Liberals, Don't Give Me The Morbid Pleasure Of Saying, 'i Told You So' Again.

I'll Declare My Own Interest Right Here At The Start And Admit That, Like The Vast Majority Of People, I Find Youthful Looks Appealing.

'stress' Was The Catch-all Every Pamper-pedlar I Spoke To Used To Explain Why Healthy Women Feel The Need To Be Regularly Patted, Petted And Preened Into A State Of Babyish Beatification.