I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.