I Am Conversational - I Just Like

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.