I've Got Asperger's Syndrome And I'm Not

I'm Very Into Science-fantasy, That Kind Of Swordfights And Magic And Technology Thing.

I Was Always A Bit Different. I Had A Very Happy Childhood, But I Could Never Hang On To Mates.

I Wouldn't Say I'm Vain - I'm Just In A Job Where The Way You Look Is Important. Well, At Least The Facelift Wasn't Vanity, But The Hair Was.

I've Got Asperger's Syndrome And I'm Not A Very Good People Person, So I've Always Been More Comfortable Around Machinery. Not In A Weird Way - I Don't Want To Marry My Car Or Anything Stupid Like That!

I Was A Loner As A Child And Happiest At Home, Launching Toy Rockets And Aeroplanes. When I Started Causing Trouble In My Third Year At Grammar School, Mum Was Really Surprised. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Suggested I Might Have Asperger's Syndrome.