I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

I Refused To Conform To An Image That A Lot Of People Thought A President's Brother Should Adopt.