Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.