I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird...

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.