Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

You Can't Write A Term Paper Before Breakfast.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

I Don't Believe In School Prayer. I Think It's Total Nonsense...who Is The Teacher There That Is Going To Have Them Pray? And Is The Teacher Going To Be Catholic Or Mormon Or Episcopalian Or What? It Just Causes All Sorts Of Problems. And What Are The Kids Praying About Anyway? Does It Really Matter, Does Praying In School...what Are You Doing It For? The Whole Thing Just Opens Up All Sorts Of Elements Of Discussion. I Think It's Crazy.

Security Is A Thumb And A Blanket. Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.