Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night,

What If Everyone In The Whole World Suddenly Decided To Run Away From His Problems?" "well, At Least We'd All Be Running In The Same Direction!

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

I Come From A Long Line Of Generations!